Police: pantsless man drove on college campus
Police at Winthrop University apprehended a man, they say was driving without any pants. It’s not the first time the man has been accused of indecent exposure. Read full story…
Man attempts to board flight while naked because clothes make him ‘less aerodynamic’
A man in Russia attempted to board a flight, including waiting patiently in line with other passengers, until airport staff detained him. He said he was naked because clothes make…
‘Extreme stalker’ trolling Utah family: Up to 20 people per day showing up for fake service calls
In a bizarre and epic case of trolling, a Utah family is under siege with service calls from both legitimate and illegitimate businesses calling on the house up to 20…
81-year-old man hits smoker in non-smoking area with fence picket, according to German police
The 81-year-old asked the smoker to put out his cigarette, but when the man refused, he was hit in the face with a fence picket, according to police in Germany.…
Man cited after lemur bites woman on Florida Beach
Alberto Marrero received several citations after an unregistered lemur he was using as a photo prop at a beach, bit a woman. Read full story here.
Family Dollar clerk fights off sword-wielding robbers with hand gun
A frequently robbed Family Dollar store in Birmingham Alabama was once again a target of thieves, but this time they brought swords to a gunfight. Read the full story here.
Man who ‘decided to try something new’ commits armed band robbery in Wisconsin
Forget ziplining or learning to ski, if you really want to “try something new”, then bank robbery might be for you. Keep in mind you will probably get caught and…
Trapped for more than two hours in a parking garage, one hero breaks a barrier to free the drivers…is then arrested.
Hero is not too strong a term to use for this woman, in the opinion of the editors of Funny News. She led the Great St. Pete Parking Lot Revolt…
Woman Busted trying to sneak drugs, steaks, and homemade potato skins into Oklahoma Jail
Authorities at the Dick Conner Correction Center in Oklahoma got suspicious when the woman was spotted with several packages on the property. A search of her car and house found…
Florida man fishing by dock allegedly hosed down by woman who said she owns the water
A Florida man was fishing near the dock of a woman who mistakenly claimed she owned the water and sprayed him, or near him with a garden hose before police…
Police uncover website that streamed hidden camera footage of almost 1600 hotel visitors
Police find cameras in 42 rooms at 30 different motels around Korea that streamed to a website without the room occupants’ knowledge of permission. https://kiisfm.iheart.com/content/2019-03-21-hidden-cameras-recorded-and-live-streamed-nearly-1600-motel-guests/
Man arrested by border patrol agents for ‘having sex with a cow’
A man near the border of Mexico and the US was arrested by border patrol agents for allegedly having sex with a cow. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-arrested-after-border-police-14165737
Watch: After police chase ends, suspects dances in the street before being taken into custody
A police chase in California ended with an impromptu dancing performance by the alleged perpetrator. https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/weird/Police-Chase-507392771.html
Watch: Man’s outburst in court costs him an additional 6 years behind bars
After sentencing, a defendant rants against the judge in a profanity-laced tirade and the judge ups the sentence. https://kiisfm.iheart.com/content/2019-03-19-felons-profanity-laced-tirade-earns-him-an-extra-six-years-behind-bars/
Police: Duo caught in the act stealing Al Capone statue in Arkansas
Drunk Missouri men tried to steal an Al Capone statue in Hot Springs, Arkansas, but were busted by the owner. https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Police-Duo-nabbed-trying-to-steal-Capone-statue-13700076.php
Watch: machete-wielding clerk defends store against two robbers with knives
A store clerk in Alabama defends his store against two would-be robbers. Security footage shows the confrontation. https://www.arklatexhomepage.com/news/caught-on-camera-machete-vs-knives-_20190320135352/1863189032
Florida man accused of throwing pancake batter faces battery charge
An arrest report says Dwayne Zimmerman was drunk Friday night when he went onto the porch of a home where the woman was making pancakes. https://www.clickorlando.com/strange-florida/florida-man-accused-of-throwing-pancake-batter-faces-battery-charge
DRIVER TICKETED FOR SWERVING TO AVOID POTHOLES
An Ohio woman was cited for moving into an occupied lane when she was swerving to avoid potholes in her hometown of Canton. https://wfgr.com/driver-ticketed-for-swerving-to-avoid-potholes-video/
Polk sheriff taunts pants-challenged burglar: ‘Your red undies are showing’
The Polk County Sheriff’s Office is asking for your help identifying a man now dubbed “The Red Briefs Burglar” who broke into a Cricket Wireless Store on Friday in Wahneta.…
Watch: Drunk driver’s crash triggers sinkhole
Drunk driver crashes into a fire hydrant, then nearly drowns when gushing water opens sinkhole under her car. https://www.arklatexhomepage.com/news/drunk-driver-s-crash-triggers-sinkhole_20190318141515/1857676916
Police: Person with unicorn costume, crowbar robs store
Baltimore County Police say a person dressed in a unicorn costume and wielding a crowbar tried to rob a convenience store Saturday morning in the Baldwin community. https://www.ksl.com/article/46512239/police-person-with-unicorn-costume-crowbar-robs-store
Woman Used T-Shirt Cannon To Launch Contraband Into Prison
An Oklahoma woman was arrested after authorities say she used a t-shirt cannon to launch a package filled with contraband into a prison. https://kiisfm.iheart.com/content/2019-03-16-woman-used-t-shirt-cannon-to-launch-contraband-into-prison/
Drunk passenger breaks into cab, demands high-speed train slow down
German police say a drunken man with a fire extinguisher smashed his way into the driver’s cab of a high-speed train running from Frankfurt to Paris and demanded that the…
Man breaks out of jail, Gets Caught, Then Steals a Cop Car and Escapes Again
One minute, he was cuffed in the back of a squad car. The next, he was driving away in it. https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/xwbpjk/fugitive-breaks-out-of-jail-arrested-escapes-again-cop-car-travis-lee-davis-missouri-oklahoma-vgtrn
Six men in court after ‘stripping off and throwing POO at each other on a train’
Six men have been in court accused of stripping off and throwing poo on a train – hitting an innocent woman on board. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/765740/Men-in-court-throwing-poo-Bath-Spa-Chippenham-Swindon-train
Woman runs over cop’s foot at strip club, crashes near Bike Week, police say
Police arrested a North Carolina woman they said ran over a cop’s foot while fleeing and crashed in an area filled with Bike Week visitors. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/woman-runs-over-cops-foot-at-daytona-beach-strip-club-crashes-near-bike-week-police-say