Insanely picky Tinder profile being mocked online
The internet is mocking a man who’s Tinder profile is insanely picky. Read full story here.
Supermarket denies that the ghost of ‘an old Victorian era woman in her nightgown’ is lurking ‘near the frozen peas’
A customer of a supermarket in Massachusetts posted to social media that the had seen a ghost there, and the supermarket responds. Read full story here.
NYU Student earns $1,500 a month selling her used underwear
Using Craigslist (shocker), the NYU student buys panties in bulk and prices them based on how long she’s worn them. Read full story here.
Man attempts to board flight while naked because clothes make him ‘less aerodynamic’
A man in Russia attempted to board a flight, including waiting patiently in line with other passengers, until airport staff detained him. He said he was naked because clothes make…
Mass vomiting incident at an elementary school caused by fruit-flavored concentrate, spicy food and “sympathetic vomiting
In addition to bad hygiene, the local health department determined that the mass vomiting event at the North Carolina elementary school was caused by fruit-flavored concentrate, spicy food and “sympathetic…
‘Extreme stalker’ trolling Utah family: Up to 20 people per day showing up for fake service calls
In a bizarre and epic case of trolling, a Utah family is under siege with service calls from both legitimate and illegitimate businesses calling on the house up to 20…
Trapped for more than two hours in a parking garage, one hero breaks a barrier to free the drivers…is then arrested.
Hero is not too strong a term to use for this woman, in the opinion of the editors of Funny News. She led the Great St. Pete Parking Lot Revolt…
Gotta see this: A NY woman knitted a suit from 300 plastic grocery bags and it doesn’t look like you think.
75-year-old Rosa Ferrigno knitted a suit from over 300 plastic bags and says she did it for fun. Read the full story here.
New Orleans native’s hilarious breakdown of Cooking channel “crawfish travesty” segment
It’s crawfish season and the people in New Orleans are used to how the rest of the country doesn’t quite get how to properly cook crawfish. But the video posted…
Watch: After police chase ends, suspects dances in the street before being taken into custody
A police chase in California ended with an impromptu dancing performance by the alleged perpetrator. https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/weird/Police-Chase-507392771.html
Watch: Man’s outburst in court costs him an additional 6 years behind bars
After sentencing, a defendant rants against the judge in a profanity-laced tirade and the judge ups the sentence. https://kiisfm.iheart.com/content/2019-03-19-felons-profanity-laced-tirade-earns-him-an-extra-six-years-behind-bars/
Venomous hot sauce which mimics tarantula bite will leave you with, “muscle spasms and burning pain”
Synthetic poison used in ‘Scientific Steve’s Venom Chilli Sauce’ https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/venomous-hot-chilli-sauce-mimics-14159208
Street pooping in Wales becoming a problem
Another woman was caught on camera in Swansea in Wales pooping on the street. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/766662/Woman-poos-in-Swansea-city-centre-shopping-street
Watch: machete-wielding clerk defends store against two robbers with knives
A store clerk in Alabama defends his store against two would-be robbers. Security footage shows the confrontation. https://www.arklatexhomepage.com/news/caught-on-camera-machete-vs-knives-_20190320135352/1863189032
Swooping bird misses paraglider by inches
A paraglider above some mountains in Spain captured video of his tense encounter with a swooping bird that missed him by a matter of inches. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/03/18/Swooping-bird-misses-paraglider-by-inches/5011552932315/
Insanely muscular monkey spotted in Finnish zoo
A Finnish photographer snapped this remarkable image of a muscular monkey while visiting the Korkeasaari Zoo in Helsinki. https://nypost.com/2019/03/15/insanely-muscular-monkey-spotted-in-finland
Photos: Penis festival in Japan attracts thousands as giant phallus paraded through streets
Enormous members, multi-coloured phallic decorations and food shaped like the male anatomy all feature at the festival in Japan, which is also known as Honen-sai. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/penis-festival-attracts-thousands-giant-14149310
Woman accidentally shares sex tape with 2,000 friends in Facebook blunder
According to local media, her friends and family are still in shock after seeing the clip appear in their Facebook feed. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/765460/social-media-fail-porn-video-facebook-stories
Watch: Drunk driver’s crash triggers sinkhole
Drunk driver crashes into a fire hydrant, then nearly drowns when gushing water opens sinkhole under her car. https://www.arklatexhomepage.com/news/drunk-driver-s-crash-triggers-sinkhole_20190318141515/1857676916
Woman gives birth to sextuplets in 9 minutes
Thelma Chiaka gave birth to sextuplets, two girls named Zina and Zuriel and four boys, whose names were not revealed. And it all happened in the span of 9 minutes,…
A Painting Pig Is The Star Of South African Animal Sanctuary
https://rumba100.iheart.com/content/2019-03-12-a-painting-pig-is-the-star-of-south-african-animal-sanctuary/
NYC Man Who Owns 600 Square-Foot Apartment Receives $38 Million Con Ed Bill
https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/New-York-Man-Millions-Con-Ed-Bill-Queens–507044411.html
Giant wolfdog ‘Yuki’ at Florida sanctuary goes viral
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida/giant-wolfdog-yuki-at-florida-sanctuary-goes-viral
Flight returns to airport after mom left her baby in the waiting area
http://www.fox7austin.com/unusual/flight-returns-to-airport-after-mom-left-her-baby-in-the-waiting-area
NSFW: Subway employees appear to slap, verbally assault customer in viral Facebook post.
Bad times at the Subway for one customer, allegedly. Of course, the video only shows the aftermath and there are two sides to every story. The viral post included the…
Man Who Tried To Light Neighbor’s Door On Fire Claims He Saw Ghost
https://rumba100.iheart.com/content/2019-03-10-man-who-tried-to-light-neighbors-door-on-fire-claims-he-saw-ghost/