Insanely picky Tinder profile being mocked online
The internet is mocking a man who’s Tinder profile is insanely picky. Read full story here.
Supermarket denies that the ghost of ‘an old Victorian era woman in her nightgown’ is lurking ‘near the frozen peas’
A customer of a supermarket in Massachusetts posted to social media that the had seen a ghost there, and the supermarket responds. Read full story here.
Drunk man Sprayed Axe Body Spray In His Mouth to cover beer smell during traffic stop, police say
A man had an open bottle in his lap and a 12-pack in the vehicle when police pulled him over, according to authorities. Read full story here.
Man calls cops to report he paid for sex — but the prostitutes didn’t show up, police say
A homeless man in Florida called the police to report being scammed out of money he paid a group of people for sex. He was then arrested. Read full story…
Venomous snake found in man’s luggage
Authorities in India discovered a number or reptiles including a venomous pit viper in the luggage of a man traveling from Thailand. Read full story here.
Dead rats used to smuggle drugs and phones into prison yard
A smuggling operation was thwarted when prison guards in the UK found three dead rats with stitches on their bellies. Read the full story here.
NYU Student earns $1,500 a month selling her used underwear
Using Craigslist (shocker), the NYU student buys panties in bulk and prices them based on how long she’s worn them. Read full story here.
Watch: PGA fan rescues fish dropped by bird at tournament in Florida
A fan at a PGA event in Florida saw a bird catch, then drop a fish from a pond on the golf course and sprung into action, grabbing the fish…
Police: pantsless man drove on college campus
Police at Winthrop University apprehended a man, they say was driving without any pants. It’s not the first time the man has been accused of indecent exposure. Read full story…
Man attempts to board flight while naked because clothes make him ‘less aerodynamic’
A man in Russia attempted to board a flight, including waiting patiently in line with other passengers, until airport staff detained him. He said he was naked because clothes make…
Mass vomiting incident at an elementary school caused by fruit-flavored concentrate, spicy food and “sympathetic vomiting
In addition to bad hygiene, the local health department determined that the mass vomiting event at the North Carolina elementary school was caused by fruit-flavored concentrate, spicy food and “sympathetic…
Tiny poisonous toads invade Florida community
A variety of weather factors explain why Palm Beach Gardens is being inundated by the dime-size baby Bufo toads; which can kill dogs and injure people. Read full story here.
‘Extreme stalker’ trolling Utah family: Up to 20 people per day showing up for fake service calls
In a bizarre and epic case of trolling, a Utah family is under siege with service calls from both legitimate and illegitimate businesses calling on the house up to 20…
No shrinkage this year: Philly nude bike ride rescheduled from the fall to August
Since they were too chilly the last two years, the naked bike ride through Philadelphia was rescheduled to August this year. Read full story here.
81-year-old man hits smoker in non-smoking area with fence picket, according to German police
The 81-year-old asked the smoker to put out his cigarette, but when the man refused, he was hit in the face with a fence picket, according to police in Germany.…
Man cited after lemur bites woman on Florida Beach
Alberto Marrero received several citations after an unregistered lemur he was using as a photo prop at a beach, bit a woman. Read full story here.
Can you hear Meow? Verizon worker suspended after rescuing a cat in Philadelphia using bucket truck
Most are calling the man a hero, but his employer sees it differently. Because of potential safety hazards that could have lead to injuries, Verizon suspended an employee after rescuing…
Family Dollar clerk fights off sword-wielding robbers with hand gun
A frequently robbed Family Dollar store in Birmingham Alabama was once again a target of thieves, but this time they brought swords to a gunfight. Read the full story here.
Man who ‘decided to try something new’ commits armed band robbery in Wisconsin
Forget ziplining or learning to ski, if you really want to “try something new”, then bank robbery might be for you. Keep in mind you will probably get caught and…
British Airways lands flight in wrong country
Passengers headed for Germany, instead took a roundabout way there, when their plane headed North instead of East and landed in Scottland by mistake. Read the full story here.
Trapped for more than two hours in a parking garage, one hero breaks a barrier to free the drivers…is then arrested.
Hero is not too strong a term to use for this woman, in the opinion of the editors of Funny News. She led the Great St. Pete Parking Lot Revolt…
English couple looking to pay $52,500 a year for a nanny who will dress like a Disney princess
Want to make $52,500 a year to dress up like a Disney princess and be a nanny? A couple in England has the job for you! Read the full story…
Gotta see this: A NY woman knitted a suit from 300 plastic grocery bags and it doesn’t look like you think.
75-year-old Rosa Ferrigno knitted a suit from over 300 plastic bags and says she did it for fun. Read the full story here.
Woman Busted trying to sneak drugs, steaks, and homemade potato skins into Oklahoma Jail
Authorities at the Dick Conner Correction Center in Oklahoma got suspicious when the woman was spotted with several packages on the property. A search of her car and house found…
Men find fridge full of ice-cold beers in Neb. flooding debris, will return to owner ‘minus a few’
Two men cleaning up after the floods in Nebraska found a mini-fridge filled with beer. After a search for the owner, the men say they will return the fridge, ‘minus…
Watch: ‘One in a million’ yellow cardinal caught on camera.
A woman in Alabama captured pictures of a rare yellow cardinal in her yard. The color is caused by a genetic mutation similar to albinism in people. Watch her interview…