Insanely muscular monkey spotted in Finnish zoo
A Finnish photographer snapped this remarkable image of a muscular monkey while visiting the Korkeasaari Zoo in Helsinki. https://nypost.com/2019/03/15/insanely-muscular-monkey-spotted-in-finland
DRIVER TICKETED FOR SWERVING TO AVOID POTHOLES
An Ohio woman was cited for moving into an occupied lane when she was swerving to avoid potholes in her hometown of Canton. https://wfgr.com/driver-ticketed-for-swerving-to-avoid-potholes-video/
Photos: Penis festival in Japan attracts thousands as giant phallus paraded through streets
Enormous members, multi-coloured phallic decorations and food shaped like the male anatomy all feature at the festival in Japan, which is also known as Honen-sai. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/penis-festival-attracts-thousands-giant-14149310
Woman accidentally shares sex tape with 2,000 friends in Facebook blunder
According to local media, her friends and family are still in shock after seeing the clip appear in their Facebook feed. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/765460/social-media-fail-porn-video-facebook-stories
Polk sheriff taunts pants-challenged burglar: ‘Your red undies are showing’
The Polk County Sheriff’s Office is asking for your help identifying a man now dubbed “The Red Briefs Burglar” who broke into a Cricket Wireless Store on Friday in Wahneta.…
Watch: Drunk driver’s crash triggers sinkhole
Drunk driver crashes into a fire hydrant, then nearly drowns when gushing water opens sinkhole under her car. https://www.arklatexhomepage.com/news/drunk-driver-s-crash-triggers-sinkhole_20190318141515/1857676916
Police: Person with unicorn costume, crowbar robs store
Baltimore County Police say a person dressed in a unicorn costume and wielding a crowbar tried to rob a convenience store Saturday morning in the Baldwin community. https://www.ksl.com/article/46512239/police-person-with-unicorn-costume-crowbar-robs-store
Woman Used T-Shirt Cannon To Launch Contraband Into Prison
An Oklahoma woman was arrested after authorities say she used a t-shirt cannon to launch a package filled with contraband into a prison. https://kiisfm.iheart.com/content/2019-03-16-woman-used-t-shirt-cannon-to-launch-contraband-into-prison/
Woman gives birth to sextuplets in 9 minutes
Thelma Chiaka gave birth to sextuplets, two girls named Zina and Zuriel and four boys, whose names were not revealed. And it all happened in the span of 9 minutes,…
Drunk passenger breaks into cab, demands high-speed train slow down
German police say a drunken man with a fire extinguisher smashed his way into the driver’s cab of a high-speed train running from Frankfurt to Paris and demanded that the…
New York woman ‘sucked into parents’ grave’ suing cemetery
Joanne Cullen bent down to fix a bow on a wreath by the headstone when a sinkhole formed and began to “swallow” her up, according to court papers. https://www.foxnews.com/us/new-york-woman-sucked-into-parents-grave-suing-cemetary
Lambs born from frozen semen from the 1960s
Scientists in Australia have set a new record by using the world’s oldest known viable semen to impregnate dozens of merino sheep. https://news.sky.com/story/sheep-impregnated-using-50-year-old-frozen-sperm-11669268
Girl bitten by snake inside North Carolina middle school
A middle school student was bitten by a snake inside her school Friday. https://www.wavy.com/news/north-carolina/girl-bitten-by-snake-inside-chowan-middle-school/1857943807
Man breaks out of jail, Gets Caught, Then Steals a Cop Car and Escapes Again
One minute, he was cuffed in the back of a squad car. The next, he was driving away in it. https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/xwbpjk/fugitive-breaks-out-of-jail-arrested-escapes-again-cop-car-travis-lee-davis-missouri-oklahoma-vgtrn
Chickens ‘gang up’ to kill intruder fox on French farm
Chickens in a school farm in north-western France are believed to have grouped and killed a juvenile fox. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-47551786
Six men in court after ‘stripping off and throwing POO at each other on a train’
Six men have been in court accused of stripping off and throwing poo on a train – hitting an innocent woman on board. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/765740/Men-in-court-throwing-poo-Bath-Spa-Chippenham-Swindon-train
Woman runs over cop’s foot at strip club, crashes near Bike Week, police say
Police arrested a North Carolina woman they said ran over a cop’s foot while fleeing and crashed in an area filled with Bike Week visitors. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/woman-runs-over-cops-foot-at-daytona-beach-strip-club-crashes-near-bike-week-police-say
Sheriff: Drunk Woman With Cats in Suitcase Arrested in Stafford County
An intoxicated woman carrying cats inside a suitcase was arrested in Stafford County, Virginia, the sheriff’s office says. https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Sheriff-Drunk-Woman-With-Cats-in-Suitcase-Arrested-Stafford-County-507054931.html
Tel Aviv deploys ‘zombie lights’ for mobile-obsessed walkers
The municipality has installed special LED sidewalk lights at a busy crosswalk to alert distracted pedestrians staring at their phones when they can walk and when they should stop. https://www.apnews.com/4defdfd4939e40ac9ed5ac7496f059d1
Photo of squirrel in epic face off with bald eagle goes viral
A March 11 Facebook post by Roger Stevens Jr. shows a squirrel and a bald eagle atop a tree in a faceoff with each other. https://www.wfla.com/news/viral-news/photo-of-squirrel-in-epic-face-off-with-bald-eagle-goes-viral/1851362529
Germany: Crematorium goes up in flames, bodies survive
A fire at a crematorium in southern Germany has caused significant damage to the building — but the 20 bodies stored inside remained intact. https://www.wral.com/germany-crematorium-goes-up-in-flames-bodies-survive/18258453/
Lamb found trotting through New York City bridge traffic
A wayward lamb running around a New York City bridge briefly held up traffic before its rescue. https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Lamb-found-trotting-through-New-York-City-bridge-13686733.php
Court Rules The Middle Finger Is Constitutionally Protected
A federal appeals court says a Michigan woman’s constitutional rights were violated when she was handed a speeding ticket after giving the finger to a suburban Detroit officer. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/middle-finger-constitutionally-protected_n_5c8a6f9be4b0450ddae84171
Escaped lion spends night in jail cell in South Africa
A lion that escaped a wildlife park and was captured weeks later spent the night in a South African jail cell, until authorities could send him back to the place…
Australian man stops arrow with his cellphone
An Australian is lucky to be alive after allegedly stopping an arrow with his mobile phone in a confrontation with a man in the small town of Nimbin, in the…
‘CONTINUOUS NIGHTMARES’: Thrift store sells ’haunted’ furniture for $1K
A North Carolina thrift store has earned $1,000 off a hand-carved bedroom suite that may just be haunted. https://calgarysun.com/news/weird/continuous-nightmares-thrift-store-sells-haunted-furniture-for-1k/wcm/5443deb5-d3d4-4b5f-8163-a5c0a5c3dbd0
Florida man finds bright green iguana in toilet, calls 911
A Florida man called 911 after going to the bathroom and finding a bright green iguana swimming in his toilet. https://www.arklatexhomepage.com/news/weird/florida-man-finds-bright-green-iguana-in-toilet-calls-911/1850918574